- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

the power to herd cats

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

Pointless Super Powers