- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be french.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The ability to know when men have erections

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to never finish your sentences because

the power to know when a politician is lying

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to smell colors

The power to turn toast back into bread

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

being allergic to dairy and soy

Pointless Super Powers