- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to die when you get old

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to make food shrimp.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

Pointless Super Powers