The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to speak braille.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!