- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read this sentence

The power to die when you get old

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Acid tears.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to find children extremely attractive

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to turn any object into food

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

Pointless Super Powers