The power to jizz mango chutney

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!