- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to not think of a productive power.

the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to melt your bones

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power of christ ;)

the ability to type slower.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to speak only one language

Pointless Super Powers