The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be french.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!