The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!