- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The ability to hear fish.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to see the present

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Liam Brudenell

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

Pointless Super Powers