- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Being alive (until you die).

The ability to die on command.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power of laser pointer vision.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to take edible shits.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers