The power to open doors with your bare hands

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to herd cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!