The power to touch MC Hammer.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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the power to herd cats

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!