The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!