The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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to be shitty

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The power to smell water.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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to die when you are happy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!