The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!