The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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swear words -jesse

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Having the power to stand still

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to do nothing

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to ejaculate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!