- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to eat food.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to die when you get scared.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

Pointless Super Powers