The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!