The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!