The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to speak with death people..

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to science.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!