The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!