The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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hello

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Dejavu

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!