- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to turn water into wine.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to lock open doors

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Pointless Super Powers