- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The power to eat your own face.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

to power to do the bird is the word

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

Pointless Super Powers