The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to be a woman

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to die at will.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!