The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!