Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Super-slowness

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the powre to spel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!