the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to fly while under water

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!