- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power of self mind control

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to not get shit dick

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to skip the Kripp.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The power to erase anything written in pencil

Pointless Super Powers