To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!