The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power... to read this

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to set money on fire

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!