the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to exhale clouds.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!