- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to tolerate alex simpson

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power of words

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Pointless Super Powers