The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Nipple Radar.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!