The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Third armpit.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to not do it.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to beathe

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!