The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn into random objects

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!