- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to talk backwards

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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All of aquaman's powers.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to fly, but only fly north

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to eat your poop

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

the power to make bubles without soap

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to remove all flavour from food.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

Pointless Super Powers