To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!