The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to die.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!