the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!