- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to be powerless.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to freeze ice

the power to kiss your own ass

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to have a V8

The power to become black!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

Pointless Super Powers