The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!