the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!