The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to become yourself

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!