The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!