- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to see through anything except air.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to eat people :D

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to have any power on this site.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to hatch from an egg

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to sleep while you're awake.

Pointless Super Powers