- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to not exercise.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Acid tears.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Pointless Super Powers