The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to swim in water.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!