The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!